You've got to pick a pocket or two

I had one of those days yesterday where I didn’t have anything to say. A few people tried to engage me in conversation, but there was nothing to reply with…I was just blank. Ah well, it happens every now and then. I’ve spent a lot of money this month and got fuck all to show for it, lol isn’t it always the same? I need a new phone, I need some new clothes but I just cannot be bothered. Wow I’m lazy. I also need to change my routine of sleep i.e get some, but its so peaceful at 1:00 AM in the morning. I’ve become incapable of going to bed before 12:00Pm.
I wanted to buy some clothes today out of a catalogue. The prices are sky high and nothing is in stock, but I hate going to town to buy clothes, I always feel uncomfortable. From the shitty music blasting out to the snotty teenage muppet behind the till who sniggers at me when I pick my clothes…whatever happened to help? I go to buy a PC and there is plenty of help, I go to buy a TV and there is plenty of help, but absolutely none when it comes to buying clothes. My mum offered to come with me but I turned her down, I’m already embarrassed enough without her picking out a nice woolly jumper for £4.00, and not only telling me but making the whole shop aware…I’m out with my mother. Yes I don’t like being seen with my parents out and about, shameful as it is, I just always feel awkward.
Mobile phones are a bitch too, everyone I talk to know all the latest offers and makes and I don’t have a clue what they are on about. Its like they don’t even have to read up about it but somehow their brains are naturally tuned into the latest offers.
I wish fashion and phones would fuck off. What’s wrong with wearing a comfortable jumper, even if it is grey? And what’s wrong with a mobile phone that is as big as a speaker….IT STILL DOES ITS JOB for fuck sake