Some mothers do 'ave em

Would it hurt for my mum to be positive about the trivial things. Tonight I got invited out, I could have been running through the streets of Leeds pissed or high, but no I decided to stay in and watch Danny Williams and Ricky Hattons boxing matches…I’m a sucker for supporting the English in America. There going out next Saturday so I’ll go with them then, but tonight it is all about the boxing. Now the Williams fight doesn’t start till the middle of the morning, and I told my mum I’ll be either staying up or setting the alarm, she soon started moaning on and on. 11:30 is far too late for my mum on a Saturday night…she is a complete conservative.
Its everything I want to do though that includes something you don’t normally do, she’s completely dismissed me going to Orlando next year and it isn’t just a “mother looking out for her son”…this boarders on sabotage.
It really annoys me, last night she actually shouted at dad for wanting to open Christmas chocolates early …THEY ARE FUCKING CHOCHALATES FOR FUCK SAKE, we ended up not opening them because she ruined the moment. She is definitely a terrible influence when comes to seizing the day, she does jack shit differently…she can’t do this because its cold….she can’t do that because its wet…she can’t do the other because its late…..for fuck sake just loosen up. She said after my gran died that she “wouldn’t care about the little stuff anymore”…yea right.
One day I’ll be gone and the leash will be off