The A.L awards

Fave songs of the last year

1. You don’t know my name (Alicia Keys) - Special song
2. Crazy (Willie Nelson) - Title says it all
3. Heaven can wait (Michael Jackson) - or in my case “I can’t wait for heaven”
4. Forget about Dre (Dre Dre feat. Eminem) - How did I miss this?
5. Blow my buzz (D12) - a helping of fun
6. Breath (Prodigy) - Coool
7. Dumb (Nirvana) - Beautiful
8. You could be mine (Guns n’roses) - I just like it
9. Creep (Creep) - I’m a creeeeeeeeeep, I’m a weirdoooooo
Fave music video of the last year
1. Toxic (Britney Spears) - I would spend an eternity between her legs, errr, I mean it’s a good song
Fave book of the last year
1. Dude where’s my country (Michael Moore) - HMmmmmMMMMmmmmmmmmm
Fave “finds” of the last year
1. Bill Hicks (Bill Hicks) - Awesome
2. Sam Kinison - great early stuff

These I.D cards the government are trying introduce. Some criminal genius will figure out a massive scan with the biometrics crap. We are all gonna be robbed…you heard it here first