Come on!

For the first time in goodness knows how long, Sky Sports will not be subscribed to again for the new football season.
My passion for football has been diminished to the point where I don’t give a damn about the new season.
The premiership was shite last year. Barely any decent games, non-stop talk about the financial aspects of the game and players trying to earn their Bafta’s and Oscar’s.
Leeds played well for a period of time through the season. Not that well, but still good enough to propel us into a playoff place.
But oh dear. We play hocking in the final and have to succumb to another lacklustre season in the championship.
The world cup came along and it was supposed re-ignite my passion for the game. Then England played Paraguay.
Every England game was shit.
Every single one.
The best England played was when potato man got sent off. We are constantly told about how good Gerrard and Lampard are.
They are the most over-rated pair of midfield players ever. Yes, they do score outstanding goals…but how influential is their general play?
Answer. Not very, definitely not for England anyway. Yes Lampard looks great playing against Bolon. What a phoney.
Then those two shmucks miss vital penalties, showing the mental fragility of a 12 year old.
The main culprit of course is Erikson. This balding, sexed up toss pot has wasted wondrous talent that we haven’t seen for donkeys years.
I hate Sven. I don’t really hate people I’ve never met, and at this point, I can’t say I hate any people I have met, but I hate Sven.
I hate that he got paid so much for so little return. I hate that his cock has been up Beckhams arse for the last 5 years. I hate that he’s had scandal after scandal and still managed to keep his job.
Most of all though, I hate what he did our boys.
Now fuck off back to Sweden.