I’m a criminal: part 2

I’m not one of the popular people. I’m not one of the beautiful people. I’m not one of funniest people. I’m not one of the charming people.
I couldn’t be any of these if my life depended on it.
I’m not even cool, I couldn’t be cool if my life depended on it.
Ah but my life is depending on it.
My life is as empty as my head.
I hate the mirrors at work, they show every error and every mistake on my ugly face.
How does everyone else fit in? they all know what to say at the right time….
I’m a bit of a stranger in Moscow. I’m going to listen to Michael Jackson now….YAY (and I mean that genuinely)