Best form of defence

Damn there’s always someone filming. Every time…Alex is drunk, lets get out the video recorders. I hate admitting I was drunk, like if I admit it, it’s some kind of mark against my manhood.
I decided to go to this guys party from work. I didn’t really know the people who were going, but I thought fuck it. I got smashed and tried to chat up Nina.
Doesn’t she have a 7ft tall boyfriend? Who is a bouncer? Who won the worlds strongest man 3 times in a row?
Gulp. I hope she wasn’t offended. She happened to be working her first Monday ever today. What a coincidence?…so perfectly timed.
It was a hoot though….a fucking hoot. Nina and I got to know each other at Christmas and then something happened (what - I’m not quite sure) and she would barely even say hi to me. I remember yesterday morning before I went saying to myself “Don’t hit on Nina if you get drunk”
But I did. I can’t remember what I said to her. Apparently I offered money and the promise to “never cheat on her”
HEH…..nice one Alex. Like I said though…it was a fucking hoot.