Pipping his horn
I love that line from Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind: “Why do I fall in love with every girl that I see who shows me the least bit of attention?”
I groan and chuckle in embarrassment when I realise what I’m doing.
I remember one week in particular when Denise had joined work. I started talking to her and immediately started to ponder the thought of us together…
Scenarios of 6 months down the line were conjured up in my head and I couldn’t gain control of my thoughts. The next day we didn’t talk and I went home feeling rejected!? The following day I’d been sat next to Sally and I thought that maybe this was someone who I could be with. Then the same happened with her the next day…and then after that it happened with Sonya and Nina, and this was all in the space of one week. I’d been to hell and back just talking to these girls!
What I take pleasure in shooting down is my ego when it starts to inflate itself. I start to believe these women would really want me because…why wouldn’t they?
Then when the situation self destructs I suddenly realise “What the hell was I thinking!?”
I bring this up as today I was sat with Melissa and we were getting along pretty well, and eventually, as she was talking, I stared at her and the infamous words of that Dr Dre and Snoop dog song came to my head.
“I just wanna fuck you”
But it was more than that, I started to consider what it would be like if Melissa was my girlfriend. And then, right on schedule, my ego kicked in and I thought this girl really did like me!
Of course after a few hours passed I realised, there was no chemistry, just friendliness.
To tell you the truth I’m great at being pals with girls but I just cannot convert that into anything remotely intimate.
Since I joined work it has been a discovery of woman.
Short ones
Tall ones
Fat ones
Thin ones
Young ones
Old ones
Gorgeous ones
Not so gorgeous ones
I’ve loved it all really and I like how it has changed me. But what does a guy have to do to get a blowjob?
Ok that was crass, but seriously, I would just love to have a girlfriend right now.
I groan and chuckle in embarrassment when I realise what I’m doing.
I remember one week in particular when Denise had joined work. I started talking to her and immediately started to ponder the thought of us together…
Scenarios of 6 months down the line were conjured up in my head and I couldn’t gain control of my thoughts. The next day we didn’t talk and I went home feeling rejected!? The following day I’d been sat next to Sally and I thought that maybe this was someone who I could be with. Then the same happened with her the next day…and then after that it happened with Sonya and Nina, and this was all in the space of one week. I’d been to hell and back just talking to these girls!
What I take pleasure in shooting down is my ego when it starts to inflate itself. I start to believe these women would really want me because…why wouldn’t they?
Then when the situation self destructs I suddenly realise “What the hell was I thinking!?”
I bring this up as today I was sat with Melissa and we were getting along pretty well, and eventually, as she was talking, I stared at her and the infamous words of that Dr Dre and Snoop dog song came to my head.
“I just wanna fuck you”
But it was more than that, I started to consider what it would be like if Melissa was my girlfriend. And then, right on schedule, my ego kicked in and I thought this girl really did like me!
Of course after a few hours passed I realised, there was no chemistry, just friendliness.
To tell you the truth I’m great at being pals with girls but I just cannot convert that into anything remotely intimate.
Since I joined work it has been a discovery of woman.
Short ones
Tall ones
Fat ones
Thin ones
Young ones
Old ones
Gorgeous ones
Not so gorgeous ones
I’ve loved it all really and I like how it has changed me. But what does a guy have to do to get a blowjob?
Ok that was crass, but seriously, I would just love to have a girlfriend right now.
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