My name is Alex and I have an online dating profile

I have two weeks off and as you know I have no friends to hang out with. I also have no girlfriend.
So it doesn’t leave much to do social wise. I’ve picked up a couple of great PC games which run really well on my new computer but I’ve been playing them a lot this holiday.
I’ve been feeling the absence of not having a girlfriend for quite some time and since my efforts on nights out are, to be honest, laughable, I decided to go online ad search for some lasses I could perhaps get to know.
I plucked a website to sign up on from google and then had to complete a profile. The profile gives you a chance to show the other members what you are made of. So I told them my favourite bands, my fave hobbies and begrudgingly told them what my career at the moment was.
Great. So I’m all signed up and ready to go. I narrow the search for suitable members by area and age. The first lady I came across was a member called deepthroat7.
Interestingly she put in her profile “looking for…long-term relationship”. Good luck love! Her picture did nothing to convince me otherwise as she was dressed in some S&M gear.
I then come across a girl called slash bitch. I wasn’t going to send her a message but I liked the look of her so I did. I told her that I thought she sounded a bit scary in her profile.
One profile I discovered was called “candy girl”. She sounded very sweet bu then at the bottom of her profile she put “Things I like…Communism”.
Hmm, ok. Holidays to Cuba if we ever get married then eh?
A couple of other profiles I liked the sound of so I sent them a message and I will have to wait and see if they get back to me.
I will keep you updated!