Maybe I should bring him back?

There was a time, when I was online a couple years back. I used an alter-ego called “vice”. He was meant to be a brummie, he was the opposite of everything I am, the opposite of my pathetic existence. I may start writing a blog for him...inside here using blue. So anything written in blue is by vice….understood? I used to chat on msn as this guy, just for a laugh really. I could offend and be as dumb as I wanted.
Yes I think I’ll write as vice occasionally, if only to temporarily erase the mess that is my life…

Power Rangers
I bought my bro a power rangers doll, he’s 18. I thought fuck it, he’s lucky I’m buying him anything. Christmas was a laugh , I got rat arsed again and again, infact, I think I’m still pissed. Jimmy found out his bird was going with this other lad, so a bit of a rumble occurred. I got a few punches in, but I was out of it so I prolly ended up smacking Jimmy.
We beat Middlesbrough yesterday. I think some of their players were high on smog cos they couldn’t kick shit.
I go back to work tomorrow. Im quittin as soon as cos I hate the place. Some lasses there are pretty fit, but the work is shit. I saw Suzan last night, she was wearing a really tight white top and the whole time she was talking to me I was staring at her chest.
“Stop looking at my chest vice!?”
“Don’t wearing that fucking top then”
Silly slapper. Surprised she isn’t pregnant yet, she’s had so many men that cum’s found its way into her bloodstream. I might bang her from time to time but I know not to get attached. Problem with women is they expect too much. They want a Brad Pitt but don’t realise they’ve got no chance when they look like a prostitute with leprosy. A lot of the girls look like that down here. Worth a go if your ever in town though.
I’m off out tonight, I haven’t got any money but I’ll figure it out as I go along