Never gonna dance again
I got some form of prank today. It was a withheld number and when I answered, all they said was “Ahhh it’s Alex!” in a stupid voice.
So for this entry I want to line up the possible suspects.
1st suspect - Dave
Dave texted me about 2 weeks ago to say he was coming back up. I don’t have his number on my phone but it was withheld anyway so it doesn’t matter. Now the voice had a slight southern tinge to it (southern accent = stupid voice - heh :D) and Dave is from down south so that would make him my prime suspect. Why would he do such a thing? Well, he can be a bit of a cunt at times. Cunt’s do that at times. Ahem.
And it is not Dave from the blogging world either. I want to make that clear before he mobilises his forces and sends them after me.
2nd suspect - Dude from work
It could have been one of the many semi-familiar faces from work. They simply made a mistake. They must have seen a number on their phone (A number they may have called just once to arrange football or something) and decided to give it a call.
My advice on that would be to just simply say hello rather than ahhh followed by is, followed by Alex. Or am I expecting too much here?
3rd suspect - Melissa
Now it was clearly a male voice on the phone. So the chances of it being Melissa, who I consider to have the most feminine voice ever heard (think of Marilyn Monroe on helium - yea its that ridiculous), are pretty slim. But she was talking before about pranking me from Amsterdam when high. She could have got her boyfriend to ring too?
In that case I would question her motive. Unless she was high.
4th suspect - Stalker
Uh-oh. Could I be the victim of stalking? Should I take a wander into my garden and just check there is no-one in the trees with a laptop and binoculars?
Errr nah.
I have pranked one or two times in my life. I remember once calling a friend and pretending to be a radio personality offering him one of 3 wonderful gifts. I hadn’t thought it through though and didn’t know what to say next, so I ended up making stupid noises which I pretended to be interference.
Another time I rang a radio phone in. They were talking about wrestling and I wanted to ring up as fake wrestler and shout obscenities at the DJ. Unfortunately when I got through I bottled it and ended up asking him a question about who he thought would win the world title - I must have sounded like a right nerd.
I officially retired from pranking after that disaster.
So for this entry I want to line up the possible suspects.
1st suspect - Dave
Dave texted me about 2 weeks ago to say he was coming back up. I don’t have his number on my phone but it was withheld anyway so it doesn’t matter. Now the voice had a slight southern tinge to it (southern accent = stupid voice - heh :D) and Dave is from down south so that would make him my prime suspect. Why would he do such a thing? Well, he can be a bit of a cunt at times. Cunt’s do that at times. Ahem.
And it is not Dave from the blogging world either. I want to make that clear before he mobilises his forces and sends them after me.
2nd suspect - Dude from work
It could have been one of the many semi-familiar faces from work. They simply made a mistake. They must have seen a number on their phone (A number they may have called just once to arrange football or something) and decided to give it a call.
My advice on that would be to just simply say hello rather than ahhh followed by is, followed by Alex. Or am I expecting too much here?
3rd suspect - Melissa
Now it was clearly a male voice on the phone. So the chances of it being Melissa, who I consider to have the most feminine voice ever heard (think of Marilyn Monroe on helium - yea its that ridiculous), are pretty slim. But she was talking before about pranking me from Amsterdam when high. She could have got her boyfriend to ring too?
In that case I would question her motive. Unless she was high.
4th suspect - Stalker
Uh-oh. Could I be the victim of stalking? Should I take a wander into my garden and just check there is no-one in the trees with a laptop and binoculars?
Errr nah.
I have pranked one or two times in my life. I remember once calling a friend and pretending to be a radio personality offering him one of 3 wonderful gifts. I hadn’t thought it through though and didn’t know what to say next, so I ended up making stupid noises which I pretended to be interference.
Another time I rang a radio phone in. They were talking about wrestling and I wanted to ring up as fake wrestler and shout obscenities at the DJ. Unfortunately when I got through I bottled it and ended up asking him a question about who he thought would win the world title - I must have sounded like a right nerd.
I officially retired from pranking after that disaster.
posted by A.Lee at 12:36 PM
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