Devil enjoy my soul
I got my results back today. All B’s.
I was very pleased as I was concerned before I opened the envelope that it was going to read D’s and below.
So I was on a bit of a buzz going into work.
The last, ummm, 2-3 months have seen me turn into public enemy number one within my team. It’s all in a jokey/cheeky manner which I revel in.
I’d been thinking about dropping the axe for a while.
Just go for it…100% ignorance.
It all started today when I had to sit in the supervisor’s chair ‘cos everywhere else was full up. I soon pronounced myself as the new supervisor to the team.
How could I take this further I thought?
Well I sent an e-mail to everyone on the team slating their performance and stating that I “would change the way things worked around here”. I criticized our current manager and supervisor , I made personal attacks on everyone and claimed to have gotten a pay rise because I’m too damn talented.
I sent the e-mail off, unsure of the response. The worst thing people could have said was “that was a lame thing to do.”
I went to the toilet immediately after sending it.
When I came back…I saw it. It was all over their faces.
“Alex!!! You twat!!!! Haha!!!”
They all took it in good humour but this was it…the axe had been dropped. There is no way back for me now. It lead to 6 hours of Alex vs. The rest of the team.
Liam and James were the biggest threats. They got nasty and threw in some low blows but it was OK.
I was the real life David Brent…the real life Rigsby.
All bonds broken, I could never be considered a colleague again…I had become team enemy number one and I fucking love it.
I will regret it though. I will have crap to face everyday but it fires me up. I can’t wait ‘till the next team meeting…it will be fireworks.
“It’s better to burn out than fade away!”
They all had to admit that the e-mail was a classic. One for the archives. It has distanced us and I will never have a normal conversation with any of them again but I don’t give a fuck!
At work I am no more myself…I am a character and he is an ego-maniac.
He is called Alex Lee: King of all.
I tell you…it’s some crazy shit.
I was very pleased as I was concerned before I opened the envelope that it was going to read D’s and below.
So I was on a bit of a buzz going into work.
The last, ummm, 2-3 months have seen me turn into public enemy number one within my team. It’s all in a jokey/cheeky manner which I revel in.
I’d been thinking about dropping the axe for a while.
Just go for it…100% ignorance.
It all started today when I had to sit in the supervisor’s chair ‘cos everywhere else was full up. I soon pronounced myself as the new supervisor to the team.
How could I take this further I thought?
Well I sent an e-mail to everyone on the team slating their performance and stating that I “would change the way things worked around here”. I criticized our current manager and supervisor , I made personal attacks on everyone and claimed to have gotten a pay rise because I’m too damn talented.
I sent the e-mail off, unsure of the response. The worst thing people could have said was “that was a lame thing to do.”
I went to the toilet immediately after sending it.
When I came back…I saw it. It was all over their faces.
“Alex!!! You twat!!!! Haha!!!”
They all took it in good humour but this was it…the axe had been dropped. There is no way back for me now. It lead to 6 hours of Alex vs. The rest of the team.
Liam and James were the biggest threats. They got nasty and threw in some low blows but it was OK.
I was the real life David Brent…the real life Rigsby.
All bonds broken, I could never be considered a colleague again…I had become team enemy number one and I fucking love it.
I will regret it though. I will have crap to face everyday but it fires me up. I can’t wait ‘till the next team meeting…it will be fireworks.
“It’s better to burn out than fade away!”
They all had to admit that the e-mail was a classic. One for the archives. It has distanced us and I will never have a normal conversation with any of them again but I don’t give a fuck!
At work I am no more myself…I am a character and he is an ego-maniac.
He is called Alex Lee: King of all.
I tell you…it’s some crazy shit.
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